Brad Pitt’s Wax Statue Of Paris 2011

A ridiculously lifelike wax statue of Brad Pitt were unveiled in Paris today at the Musee Grevin, which I assume is French for "Jennifer Aniston, please bargain our shit." And I use the term ridiculous life is not so much as a compliment to the artist, but as a testament to how much Angelina Jolie and their 27 children have sucked the life out of Brad Pitt. Because I guarantee if you stood next